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angry little elf

a particularly snippity or grumpy North Pole worker, height must be under 5 feet to qualify.
Kate: my oventop burnt my cereal
Darin: you aren't supposed to cook cereal and its called a stove top
Kate: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Darin: My, aren't we an angry little elf?
by y-dawg December 7, 2009
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Angry Randy Moment

When your annoying friend becomes aggressively angry and sometimes tries to argue with you over something that doesn't really matter.
While playing Valorant:
"OMG this guy keeps on baiting! Just die already LOL"
"Angry Randy Moment"
by hi lol dw abt it April 18, 2021
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angry bird paralysis

the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness...may also cause ring around the ass. (a relative of the "crippler shit" that also causes leg numbness due to long bowel movements)
Dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. He said "what the hell is wrong with you?" I said "I just beat 14 levels of angry birds.....I CAN'T WALK, I got ANGRY BIRD PARALYSIS!!!"
by robharry October 23, 2011
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Angry hand job

When your partner hates having sex of any kind so they choose to jerk the other off in a hurried, rage filled way.
My partner hates sex, but often they will give me an “angry hand job”.
by Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs January 8, 2020
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angry dutch orgy

First mention on the TV show 'Mixology'

A name for a fake alcoholic mix drink. Ordered when you are trying to make a pass at the bartender. you ask for an 'angry dutch orgy' naturally the bartender will have no clue what you're talking about so you offer to go behind the bar and show them how to make it, it is mainly an excuse to get in physical contact with the bartender. If the bartender lets you behind the bar it means they probably like you and you better think damn quick how to make that drink, otherwise you will be embarrassed when the bartender calls you out when they know you have no clue what you're doing. (Used only as a last resort in flirting)
Katie: So I met this really hot bartender last night, and I had to get closer to him to show him the goods.

Amber: Don't tell me you used the 'angry dutch orgy' mix drink trick again...

Katie: I did, and it actually worked this time, we ending up smashing last night.
by Noahconstrictor May 12, 2014
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Angry Birds Space

Imagine Angry Birds with zero gravity and you get Angry Birds Space.

Rovio obvoiusly took the same aproach Nintendo did with the Mario franchise (Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2). Not to say that the game is bad or unoriginal. Infact, it's just as addicting (if not more) as the original Angry Birds.

The plot is the same damn thing it's always been, except for the addition of a boss battle at the end of each world, which is incredibly easy.

A new bird was also included with the game. The "Ice Bird" acts like the Black Bird, but freezes everything around it instead. Makes the Blue Bird substantially more useful.

Rovio decided to become Valve 2.0 and make Space Eagles cost more than the game itself. Not to mention the fact that the Space Eagles are 10 times harder to use than the Mighty Eagle. Don't expect this to ever change.

NASA also decided to ride in on the coattails of this game since their budget has been reduced to nothing.
Angry Birds Space is the most addicting game ever for the mobile phone.
by SuperDuperSteve October 3, 2012
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angry penguin scuffle

A selfish trick played on a co-worker: As you are headed to take a bowel movement, you pass a co-worker coming out of the handicap stall. He makes a comment that he warmed it up for you. You thank him and enter the handicap stall (because there is more room in the handicap stall then the adjoining regular stall) and do your business. At this point you realize that there is no toilet paper and your co-worker, who failed to warn you, has left the lavatory. You have no choice but to stand up and with your pants around your ankle, you shuffle like a penguin from the handicap stall into the regular stall to complete your paperwork.
That fucking Bobby set me up by using up the toilet paper and purposely did not tell me as I headed into the stall. I had no choice but to do an angry penguin scuffle into the next stall to wipe my ass!
by Office Barnacle March 7, 2013
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