Monster Nugget

A massive poo.

my friend ate so much fast food and left a monster nugget in the toilet, that wouldnt flush

by ganga man June 15, 2011

Monster Mountain

Best motocross track in the USA, Tallassee, Alabama, once owned by the world famous "Andy Anderson". had to sell it because of a bullshit lawsuit.

What's that track where that kid hit the tractor and his parents sued the owner? O' Ya monster mountain!

by jimmy the gm September 11, 2010

Closet Monster

A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.

When doin drugs, be weary of Closet Monsters?

by Amy Jae August 25, 2019

Sock monster

Sock monster (noun)

When u have a intense nut in a sock and you incubate it so it comes to life

Had the best nut last night, had to make it a sock monster

by Boi_person February 15, 2017

The Squash Monster

A TiKToker that goes by the name of Joshua whose nickname is Squash and because of his wild nature he’s sometimes called the monster by family and friends.

The squash monster thinks he famous.

by anonymous February 13, 2023

Cave Monster

(Cavus Monstrousous) is a rare breed of humanoid monster. It primarily lives in caves where it can use its gigantic ears to detect prey via sonar. Occasionaly one of these pale-skinned, small eyed monsters will blend in with human society. There they steal small children, to drag into their caves to eat or use as child-slaves. They all have colorless, short hair, only located on their head. On the surface most will assume human names such as Sarver, Jim, or Clarence. They are an all male race with no propogative abilities.

The cave monster named Sarver stole into the orphanage to capture young prey.

by DaBoss971 August 14, 2012

Swamp Monster

A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.

“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”

by Sossburger January 28, 2020