Salmon job

A hand job in witch the innards of a salmon is used as the lube of choice
Bro, Caitlin gave me an amazing salmon job last night I still smell like fish I loved it
by Autism fights official December 03, 2016
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dude job

Similar to a footjob, but instead of feet it's like from an entire dude
bro fo you want a dude job? because I'm totally up for that
by HaroldIsSleepy July 20, 2023
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Snow job

Where you take a snowball and shove it into someone's arse.
Guy 1: Dude... Why are you touching your butt..?
Guy 2: My girl gave me a snow job for being a dick and it's just now melting.
Dude 1: Ah, sorry bro.
by GeminiCritic December 10, 2016
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Shan-Job

When Shannon pokes her finger into Ryan's butt-crack while hugging him, sliding her finger in and out vigorously
"shannon, did you just give him a shan-job???"
by ShamrockShaker69 June 18, 2013
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J job

When a jester gives you a handjob while telling you jokes and when you laugh he/she stops
I was getting a J job the other day and i started laughing when the butt of the joke was a neigh like horse and i lost it.
by Jodow69 October 13, 2020
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Job Simulator

Job Simulator is a video game made specifically for a VR headset. The game is a basic simulation of multiple jobs like Gourmet Chef, Office Worker, Store Clerk, and Auto Mechanic. The game also is named the 2050 Archives, showing that it takes place in the future. (Explaning why most characters are robots.) The release date is April 5, 2016.
A: Hey, I got this new game named Job Simulator!
B: Cool, is it fun?
A: Yeah! I'm learning how Jobs work!
B: Wow! I think I'll get that game!
by LTW Gaming April 23, 2022
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weeping job

when a girl gives a guy a blow job and loves dick so much that she actually cries of joy
my girl friend gave me a weeping job cause she says my dick tastes like an arnold palmer
by grandmasterahole June 01, 2010
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