Bob:"Dude, I met this chick at the bar last night, and later I went for a bathroom break. When I came out I saw John making out with her."
Joe:"Aw man, he totally rack jacked you"
by mista biggins October 07, 2006
Jack Layton is the bald, short leader of the NDP Party in Canada. You may recognize him as the man who will do anything to get a few votes, and that includes humiliating himself on Muchmusic trying to act "hip". Poor Jack. Everyone knows the NDP is a wasted vote...
by drumx97 January 25, 2006
The Cooker: "Hey did you ever use Uncle Freddie as a lawyer?"
Pete Dick: "yeah, and he is a real jack leg, find somebody else!"
Pete Dick: "yeah, and he is a real jack leg, find somebody else!"
by Pete Dick July 06, 2008
by aggrobot October 18, 2006
The act of standing outside and letting the cool breeze get your penis erect and the wind blows on it until you end up cumming right back at the wind.
Holy shit, hornberger was wind jacking in santa cruz for like three hours. his dick is wind chaffed!
by crushing blow to society September 26, 2010
WHERE DO I START?!! Evil but adorable...dishonest but reliable...dopey but smart...sleazy but charming...drunk but......no, just drunk ;)
"But why is the rum gone?"
"...so we're all men of our word, except Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman..."
"Will, nice hat!"
"...so we're all men of our word, except Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman..."
"Will, nice hat!"
by Anna December 10, 2003
by Carlito's Buey January 08, 2011