Used when you want to attract the attention of a large crowd of people by decieving everyone by thinking you are displaying some cute cats outside ur house but in reality its a picture of ur penis
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by LonePooper December 17, 2019
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Get the Fucking nigga ass bitch suck my dick mug.Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen
Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick
Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.
Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?
Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....
Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.
Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?
Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....
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Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"
by manfromengland November 10, 2010
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by Sageey November 15, 2017
Get the i love you with all my everything mug.Spin-off of "you know what grinds my gears?". This is because it is annoying when you dip a chip, and it breaks.
"Hey, you know what really breaks my chip?"
"What?"
"When people stand super close to me in a line! So annoying."
"What?"
"When people stand super close to me in a line! So annoying."
by HALIAETUS February 16, 2022
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