the poor man always buys twice

When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time

“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

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magic man

mr litty witty who is a magical donkey goat

that donkey goat is so magic man

by godlygrasseater May 19, 2022

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paperbag man

Paperbag man is a fictional superhero who has no gender besides being called a poobah, other attributes consists of, being horny 24/7, being able to eat planets, hes eaten out gods ass and said it tasted like cheese he also ate out satan's ass and said it tasted like cheese with texas Pete, he can suck the soul out of a slim jim,hes a strong advocate for fish rights, and Is possible a woman,on another note he is more powerful than any hero or villain(he ass fucked spawn),his outfit contains a magical bulletproof paperbag, magic bulletproof underwear,and magic pink cowboy boots,this hero can be located in los Santos.

Person 1: hey have you heard of paperbag man.
Person 2: yeah isn't he the grass dealer?
Person 1: (sexual bear noises)
Person 2:(is fucking dead)

by Idiotcowboy69 September 17, 2021

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