redder than the devils dick

Redder than the devils dick refers to the ultimate form of being stoned. To where your eyes turn so red the devil gets jealous of the shade of red on your eyes

Yo I bro are you stoned?
How'd ya tell?
Your eyes are redder than the devils dick!

by ku klux klown leader June 22, 2020

national kick dick day

you can kick any guy in the crotch without them fighting back

it’s national kick dick day!

by Dododa October 13, 2020

(needle dick bug fucker)

A guy who thinks his dick is huge, but after investingating, his dick is realy no bigger than a pin. (needle)

Such a small dick, that he could only fuck a bug(cockroach), and still get his rocks off. Poor bug would say: (Hey you got a realy small dick. (Needle dick bug fucker)

by alikatt333 January 8, 2009

get off his dick

It means to stop sucking up to someone or to stop holding them to such a high esteem.

Immortal Technique is the best rapper ever!
Get off his dick

I think Obama is gonna be the best president ever!
Get off his dick

by labou June 4, 2008

dick her down December

dick that girl down in December aka #dhdd

damn bro cant wait for dick her down december

by plastafierce November 20, 2017

Poop Dick Dingle Berry

A juicy, small sized turd nugget that is hanging from somewhere in the pubic region. The occurrence normally happens post anal sex with a partner who doesn't wipe real well; but there are also other applications.

Jill was going down on J-Rob when suddenly a Poop Dick Dingle Berry came to her attention. Immediately she removed her face from his crotch region and yelled, "That's not chocolate, fuck this shit I'm outta here!"

by Cracker Please Me July 22, 2009

warm bag 'o' dicks

something that you use to slap assholes in the face.

Someone should really slap George Bush in the face with a "warm bag 'o' dicks".

by Fuck Face of DSP July 10, 2007