You

The smile I would love to see…
I would even take three…
Don’t worry those eyes I still want to read…
Some things don’t change, even after weeks:)

It would be quite grand…
If I could hold your hand…
Take you to the land…
Where together we stand…

Some day all of this I will see…
You and me…
Until then I will dream…
And of course believe ❤️❤️❤️

That moment…
In your arms…
My eyes fill…
All this love for you …

a flood of love…
I do…
Have for YOU!!!

by U loving me; only in my dreams November 26, 2023

Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023

Hey, you hit my eyeball off!

Something that Jeffy from SML said in the video “Jeffy Gets Fixed!” when Marvin started hitting him for pouring the Cheerios onto him.

Jeffy: Hey, Daddy, can you help me pour some milk?
Marvin: Jeffy!!!
Jeffy: What?
Marvin: Why you wasted all the Cheerios for?!
Jeffy: Well you told me to figure it out and this is the best I could come up with!
Marvin: No, Jeffy, you go pour those Cheerios out 'cause you're wasting them!
Jeffy: Okay!
Marvin: W- No- N- Not here!- Jeffy!! *starts hitting him*
Hey, you hit my eyeball off!!! *Rose’s voice actor starts laughing in the background*
Marvin laughing a little: Go clean yourself up…

by wubbableseiebe November 26, 2023

Bump Down On You

To pay a visit to someone, To arrive at a location with the intent on meeting up with another person with or without the person being visited having fore knowledge ahead of time involving the visit.

"Whenever I get out that way imma bump down on you fo sho."

by WhiteFox23 November 26, 2023

YOU PARASITE

Angel fruitcake?

*Nom*
YOU PARASITE

by Serial Designation X November 26, 2023

"Fuck You" Lights

When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.

High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!

Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.

by captain138dc November 26, 2023

Fake it until you break it

when you are able to believe deeply in what you say, that you influence with facts the fabric of the universe, and it starts popping up, you need to find reliable witnesses in order to influence thier reality so your influence becomes hegemonically dominant, resulting in a change of reality....

Karen: Leave or else
Normal person: Why, shall i leave?
Karen 2: (bypasser) Leave or we will make you leave!

Karen: Yeah we will!
Normal person: But you still haven´t told me why?
A whole bunch of Karens that just suddenly appeared: Let´s make him leave!
Normal person: Okay, Okay i will leave
Normal person leaves thinking...."those freaks can really "fake it until you break it" Fuck my life!

by brainmuscleai November 27, 2023