Strautism Man

A stereotypical internet activist who obsessively constructs and attacks straw man arguments, often with a hyper-focused, almost autistic zeal. This keyboard warrior misrepresents opponents’ views to dunk on them, fueled by a mix of self-righteous fury and an inability to grasp nuance.

"Did you see that thread? Strautism Man was out here claiming everyone who likes pizza secretly hates freedom."

by LeftTitGout April 15, 2025

Flag

Get the Strautism Man mug.

man fuk u

what sophia says when she mad🦹🏿 ♀️🦹🏿 ♀️

man FUK u

by bitches mad April 17, 2020

Flag

Get the man fuk u mug.

Old Man Jeffrey

1. A way to tell somebody they are behind on the times, or out of touch. Old Man Jeffries can often be spotted by their use of basic or outdated internet services, especially dictionary-related ones.

2. A stereotypical old person i.e: liked things when they were younger, uses the word "Whippersnapper" excessively, and constantly complains about the spatial positioning of people he doesn't like in relation to his lawn, and usually where they should get.

Jimothy: "Hey, you know that neighbor down my street? The one who chased us with his walker?"
Chad: "Oh, you mean Old Man Jeffrey?"
Jimothy: "Hey, no need to be so mean...but yeah,"

by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022

Flag

Get the Old Man Jeffrey mug.

Cringe Duck Man

A person who gets a rising trouser snake when someone pours granulated sugar on a picture of the album cover for "Certified Lover Boy" by Drake the Rapper.

I was having a nice day until the Cringe Duck Man took my image perms in General.

Bruh, can you believe this guy? He is such a Cringe Duck Man.

by Untheoreticaly September 19, 2021

Flag