i want to be in love

A moment and feeling many are familiar with. When many of your friends have found their missing piece, but you still feel incomplete. It's a moment where you want to be a dumb teenager, where you want to be out at midnight with your friends, where you want a partner, where you feel like it isn't worth it.
It's a hard feeling, and not an easy one to overcome. But life is short, and if you want someone and love them, you should get them.

"I'm so happy for you Chad, but I want to be in love."

by Vacatsi July 12, 2021

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Who am I (to comment on things)?

Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.

Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2024

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I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

by My Minecraft Isn't working July 3, 2019

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I am here! So we have to...

Use this expression when you're host of a party and in response to guests appreciation. It the same as saying "You're welcome! We should do this more often!"

John (Guest): Thank you for having us! We had a nice time at your party!

Adib (Host): I am here! So we have to...

by Faride Adib January 2, 2019

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