typical fucking handjob

someone you dont want to be around because they are constantly doing handjobish acts.

everyone left the party because vinny was acting like a typical fucking handjob.

by TARA1980 February 26, 2008

stupid fucking people

people who make stupid fucking words up for this site

Stupid Fucking People are taking over Urban Dictionary.. and the world...

by JaQu April 26, 2008

Noehren tree fuck

When you jump out of the top floor of UNI's dorm noehren and land your anus right on a tree. You then bark like a dog and squint your eyes until you sweat.

Hey guys did you watch that game on tv last night?
Yes it was awesome, but my ass hurts from doing the noehren tree fuck!
Lets go to Coldstone.

by noehren tree fuckers.com October 6, 2009

fuck-bed supreme

A bed that has seen a lot of pus or johnsons without having the sheets washed.

I went over some strippers house a couple weeks ago and noticed that one of them had a fuck-bed supreme

by Kitie Write February 26, 2010

Fuck Your Sandbox

An utter backlash at ones thoughts or ideals; used to quickly escalate any verbal or typed disagreement into a three alarm dumpster fire. Usually followed by a longwinded tirade insulting the counter aggressor.

Teflon: Will you work on this for me on Saturday?

Employee: Fuck Your Sandbox!..

by KatieClicksAlot January 26, 2011

fuck you in the jacket

Is used to express an amagamation of emotion. Included among these are love, confusion, and hateful passion.

Hey motherfucker, I'm going to fuck you in the jacket?

by Alex Hernandez December 3, 2007

fuck her to the ground

A phrase describing the desire and/or act of very rough sex in which the receiving partner is taken from whatever apparatus was initially used (bed, couch, counter, etc.) to the floor.

Guy 1: Hey man, some friends and I are about to see "Lucy". You in?
Guy 2: That Scarlett Johansson movie? Hell yeah I'm in. She's so fucking hot.
Guy 1: Right? Dude, if I got a chance at that, I would fuck her to the ground.

by IndigoPhoenix21 August 1, 2014