The shits

When you really need to take a dump.

Friend: Yo, let's go get some food

Me: Nah man I got the shits

by Crabtastic November 17, 2014

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On Homie Shit

The absolute one thing, the boys can not lie on. No like seriously you just can’t lie on it. It’s unforgivable if you do. So don’t. I’m serious don’t. They say, one kid lied on homie shit and…was never seen again.

“Craig did you and Becca really hit it off last night?” “Bro I on homie shit we did”

“Dude say on homie shit you didn’t eat the last donut” “on homie shit I didn’t”

“I dare you to jump in that fountain”
“On homie shit?”
“On homie shit bro!”
“Ight bet now I have to”

by Homie king July 11, 2022

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Shit

Something that is served in cafeterias worldwide.

Lunch lady: Here you go sweetie, some "American Chop Sewey"

Me: This looks like donkey shit.

by That One Guy In 2nd Grade June 30, 2018

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Fat Shit

When you take a BEEG plonka and it stinks

"Imma go take a Fat Shit"

by Clarkey134 March 25, 2021

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rag shit

Worse than 'rat shit'. Rag shit is when something is so bad it's genuinely offensive. As if someone has taken a shit on a rag and wiped it across your face.

Donald Trump looks like rag shit

by continual-insanity October 14, 2019

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