shit shock

the act of unintentionally walking on someone while he is taking a shit

I was just shit shocked by Andrew today.

-that fucking pillock did it again!

by retarded_parrot November 27, 2017

Stroking your shit

Slang for male masturbation.

Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now

by buttfart33 November 17, 2023

Shit

The level in geometry dash called Avernus

Have you played that shit level Avernus

by Theurbandictionaryiskewl September 21, 2023

holy shit flops

a word used for dying in minecraft

holy shit flops. i died in minecraft.

by Rakan69 September 22, 2021

holy-shit epiphany

When you realize something fundamental about life that until that moment had escaped your attention

Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!

by Rudee November 10, 2018

This sub has gone to shit

A comment typed by frustrated redditors when their posts aren't hitting r/all on a daily basis, so they complain about low-quality posts, reposts, and what have you in order to guilt trip everyone else.

"Another repost; this sub has gone to shit. What happened to original, high-quality content? This is why I hate redditors." -redditors

by God is dead and we killed him September 16, 2020

quan shit

you either on some gay sh*t or you dick riding

“YO BRO YOU ON SOME QUAN SHIT!”

by thetruthspeaker77 August 12, 2024