I Choose you Pikachu

As you are having intercourse, you scream "I Choose you Pikachu" as you slap your balls aggressively against the women.

Josh: "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU"
Smacks the women*
The 'women": "We're fucking done.."

by ImOffensive August 1, 2025

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023

You

You are reading this. You are a human. You are probably beautiful, and you are a decent human being. Give yourself a round of applause, and eat some good food. What’s your favorite type of food? I like pelmeni. Bye 👋

Dude, YOU are so cool.
Thanks. :)

by MSI turned me wicked gay! November 8, 2021

You

You are amazing and absolutely wonderful the world is lucky to have you here never forget that

I love you so much!

by Jinnyandtinny November 3, 2019

Not You Tulsi

anyone else except Tulsi Gabbard

often referred to on Twitter as #NotYouTulsi, Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard is a Putin fangirl and you can use Not You Tulsi in her mentions when she says something fucking stupid.

by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2022