Wtf are you talking about?

People who say "wtf are you talking about?" are complete idiots with an IQ of 50 who have zero business engaging into a conversation that they can't comprehend and that people who say "wtf are you talking about?" or "what are you on about?" must go back to 2nd grade.

Person A: Teaches Math 55
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?

Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing about the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.

by X1 Gen KaneShiroX December 6, 2023

Wtf are you talking about?

People who say "wtf are you talking about?" are complete idiots with an IQ of 50 who have zero business engaging into a conversation that they can't comprehend and that people who say "wtf are you talking about?" or "what are you on about?" must go back to 2nd grade.

Person A: Teaches Math 55
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?

Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.

by X1 Gen KaneShiroX December 6, 2023

In Lesbians With You

you say this instead of saying you love them, proclaiming great love to someone instead of just love. Famously used by micheal cera during his role as Scott Pilgrim
Also reffered to
"The L Word"

"Because im in lesbians with you"

by Glasswatt December 8, 2023

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.

Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

by penisshakes December 8, 2023

I bet you think about me

I bet you think about me is a sentence that swifties use for their friends. This means if a swiftie traumatises their friend with Taylor Swift, everytime when they will see a post about Taylor Swift they will immediately sent it to their swiftie friend and they will think about them.

Morgan: (sents a post about Taylor Swift)
Lizzie: I bet you think about me❤️

by lizziesiwft (taylor’s version) December 9, 2023

Cool with you

"cool with you" meaning you feel cool with a specific someone and they "see you like no other" as you are also dreaming of them. (Basically a crush.)

From the song "Cool With You" by NewJeans (2022)

Person 1: It feels cool with you! I think you're great!
Person 2: I feel cool with you too! Thanks.

by Aquamarinz December 9, 2023

I'll snuggle you when you get back

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.

Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?

by QuacksO December 10, 2023