Windows Xp

A version of windows now commonly known as the reason people don't wont to buy a Titan Xp graphics card. The reason this is true is because Windows Xp is just another piece of shit operating system "hem hem windows 7 hem hem" Sorry about that i have anti windows itus.
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Aug, 1, 2017

I just built a brand new computer when my friend asked me what operating system it had I said windows Xp. Then he shot my balls off stole the computer and put Linux on it. "sob sob"
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Magic Window

Token-operated "peep" shows. The show ranges from mild to wild, based on the "dancer" and customer requests / tips.

In today's world, it is (was?) an old-school version of Chaturbate. But you had to go to the building, buy tokens, etc.
I saw a really hot chick shove a ______ in her ______ at the Magic Window the other night. It cost me $30, but was worth it!
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The Windows

As species of entity in the Backrooms. They act as windows, but when prey gets close, a figure reaches out and pulls them in.
The Windows of the Backrooms are never to be trusted.
by MaybeARealWord January 13, 2022
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Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard
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Warm Window

That short time in the shower when you get an acceptable temperature having just made an adjustment but it's only for a few seconds as it will get colder/hotter very soon.
I was in such a hurry to rinse the shampoo out of my hair and eyes man that I used the Warm Window and got the hell outta there!
by colpro September 04, 2011
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Window seat girlie

You think you are quirky and different when in reality all you want and are trying to do is fit in.
‘I’m such a window seat girlie’ - some pretentious person on Twitter.
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Windows 77

The most epic Windows version, with a keyboard that predicts what you're going to write and gives you all the suggestions so you don't waste time

No mouse or touchpad, only your hand movements control the cursor

Full HD Ultra 8K Blue Ray 1080p 15,500,000,000 bit image quality

iris recognition

Secure control over your home and devices

Fire, water, drop, shock, dirt and dirt resistant

The Future, get yours soon (not official... yet :) )
Are Windows 77 already oficial?
No, one day maybe, in 2077 we will have, or not...

If Windows 77 really was invented, would you buy it?
Yeah, I wanna be the first to buy this!
by Spacer_Gamer456 March 17, 2023
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