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Urban Dictionary 

What your looking at right now.
Person 1: I’m such a retard so ima search up “Urban Dictionary” on Urban Dictionary!

Person 2: what a fucking retard
Urban Dictionary by no u nob April 27, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

The perfect place to make you feel better about yourself by looking up your name and reading the nice things.
A place to type sex terms (if you're into that shit...)
Urban Dictionary has basically every post about sex..... :/
Urban Dictionary by IrishFae October 2, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

You: Hmm. What's urban dictionary? Better look it up...

Urban Dictionary 

Where you go when a whore fucks a literal retard in the group home you work and pretends she isn't doing that.
Why are you on Urban Dictionary?

A whore fucked a retard. What's your excuse?

Oh... Shit. I don't have one. I must be some kind of semi-retarded filth. Did you use it before the whore fucked the retard?

No. I literally wouldn't be here if 1. The whore had just done her job and not fucked the retard 2. Dealt with the consequences of fucking the retard 3. I didn't need a detailed account of why I murdered everyone 4. Need to prove that all of the people around me are garbage.

Wow..... I'm just as bad as the worthless cripple aren't I?

Yes. You are.
Urban Dictionary by Hym Iam December 3, 2020