The spageti monster

This is a creature that created the world. He is everywhere. The world is atully a giant meatball and the flying spageti monster is hear as the god. He is real! Don't question it!

zenga.org, the church of the flying spageti monster, click there and you will see, all of you! here is the website to prove you all wrong!....and theres pictures, so click it. the spageti monster will prove u all wrong!

by Your Mother (in law) November 12, 2009

sand monster

a person who passes out on the beach from drinking too much vodka.

my friend johnny and i were drinking at a bon fire when that stupid sand monster started to eat sand becasue he was so wasted

by josh martiniz November 08, 2005

monster cables

Monster cables are the single best cable on earth. They are not overpriced and make a huge difference on your TV. They are the cure for cancer and they also ended nick lachey and jessica simpsons relationship.

man, did you download those new monster cables yet?

by BRIANHANSEN May 24, 2006

the cookie monster

when one eats cookies, then laughs so hard, that the cookie actually comes out their nose..and then later drinks a monster and laughs again, and the monster shoots out of their nose.

"dont laugh too hard, you might pull the cookie monster again"

by pacoskts April 07, 2009

Green Monster

3 foot green lexan water bong with a slide bowl (rip ~ 2001)

occasionally paired with the Liberty Bowl to extend bowl life

challenging hit for some, as it held too little water to provide chilly nice but a very useful tool for those who practiced with it often

also see: Malice Green Monster

"Green Monster?"
"Fuck that...Malice Green Monster!"
"duuuuud"
"pussy!"
"FINE...pack that shit up, asshole!"

by GAR February 05, 2004

milaukee monster

Nickname of the coolest serial killer to ever walk this earth, Jeffry Dahmer, as he was born in and killed his victims in Milaukee

The Milaukee Monster was known to have sex with and eat his victims after their death

by Metal Biatch May 01, 2007

hose monster

A mildly attractive and insecure male or female who aggressively sucks penis in order to maintain sexual and social relationships. Hose monsters suck dick because they feel as if they have to, and becoming a hose monster is typically a result of sexual abuse during adolescence.

Source: Richard Hatless, Portland, OR

Hey man, do you remember your old girl from college? She wasn't that great looking, but couldn't get enough semen! Sure is nice to have a hose monster around every now and then. Once, that hose monster sucked me off 3 times in the same day dude. Shit bro, sorry I never told you.....

by Richard Hatless June 13, 2008