by Uphill $trizzy October 10, 2006
A phrase originating under the Tokugawa shogunate circa 1669 which aptly describes the phenomena of returning home from a long day of collegiate studies and kicking back with a brew followed by crushing a nap. Roughly translated from the original Japanese it means "arousing the lynx" but has been adapted into "fingering the cat" to appeal to the more modern and domesticated variety of feline as well as appear more colloquial to the average collegiate.
Mitch: "Tarnation, Jimmy what in Sam Hill are you doing?
Jimmy: "Not much, I just finished my last class and I'll just be in my room fingering the cat."
Mitch: "I wish you well in that endeavor"
Jimmy: "Bite my cock!"
Jimmy: "Not much, I just finished my last class and I'll just be in my room fingering the cat."
Mitch: "I wish you well in that endeavor"
Jimmy: "Bite my cock!"
by Captain Jackoff November 16, 2011
The act of instantly tanning one's finger by swiftly inserting a finger into someone else's asshole, followed by an equally swift removal. To expedite the process, use the asshole of the "someone" right next to you, in any situation.
Robert: Hi Earl! Every time I go tanning, my fingers never get tan. What can I do about this?
Earl: Well Robert, my good friend Clive once told me about "Instant Finger Tanning."
Robert: Hmm, sounds interesting. How can I do that?
Earl: By sticking your fingers all the way up my ass Robert! That's how!
Robert: WOW! That sounds easy!
Earl: Easier than dingleberry pie Robert. Easier than dingleberry pie.
Earl: Well Robert, my good friend Clive once told me about "Instant Finger Tanning."
Robert: Hmm, sounds interesting. How can I do that?
Earl: By sticking your fingers all the way up my ass Robert! That's how!
Robert: WOW! That sounds easy!
Earl: Easier than dingleberry pie Robert. Easier than dingleberry pie.
by 2slick December 10, 2010
okay, last night, me and my girlfriend were watching a movie, and it was a boring ass movie..but anyways, we were both horny as shit! expecially my girlfriend, so she looks at me, and is like "finger fuck the shit outta me" and i was like "FUCK YEAH!" so, then i go at it, like CRAZY! that bitch is gapped as shit noww. i tore that pussy up. then, after i got done fingering her, she looks at me, and she was like "LETS FUCK!!!!!!" & i didnt even wanna talk, i just wanted to fuck the shit outta her. so, then i bent her over my tolet, and i start shoving my dick into her big fucking ass. i smacked that huge black as shit ass. then once i was done with the ass..i turned her around and shoved it 100000000000x harder in her vagina..& god, i tore that shit man..i feel sorry for the next guy that fucks her..cause she isnt even gonna feel it, she so gapped now.
adivse for the next guy, you might wanna try your hole fucking leg, cause that bitch is gapped!!!
adivse for the next guy, you might wanna try your hole fucking leg, cause that bitch is gapped!!!
by fuck me so fucking hard February 26, 2010
Bein able to finger the girl next to you at anytime, any occasion, and any circumstance. Then making her cum after a short period of time.
What More Could I Say About The Golden Finger?
by Ominous Da Don July 20, 2009
by Shelby February 21, 2005
1. One who is constantly trying to finger someone.
2. Someone who cuts their fingers off at party's and throws it into the pool for everyone to see.
2. Someone who cuts their fingers off at party's and throws it into the pool for everyone to see.
by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009