gecko titties

Refers to the natural direction that the tit and nipple face when hanging or sloughed in a bra. Ultimately the titties will face opposite directions, as to resemble the independent eye movement of the gecko. This is not a birth or development defect but simply a result of three primary factors: 1)Obesity coupled with little to no exercise or 2) age or 3)many years of "hard livin".

To date, census reports indicate that the highest concentration of "gecko tittied" females are found in the midwestern states.

Whoa, take a look at that bitch, those nips are all over the place! Been awhile since I've seen a good pair of gecko titties.

by zachoff January 7, 2011

titty garden

Two or more breasts in one place.

Girl #1: Let's have a sleepover!
Girl #2: Is it just us girls?
Girl #1: Yes, why?
Girl #2: OMG, it's going to be such a titty garden!

by Emperor's Groove June 11, 2011

poppin titties

Used to describe a females breasts when they look good in the attire she is wearing.

Joel: Hey Girl you have poppin titties!!!!

Girl: Ewwww

by O.E.D. September 20, 2012

titty boy

someone who gets friendzoned

You are such a titty boy.

by the stinkinator April 5, 2015

ass titties

A woman with a nice, round, juicy ass that is supple like big breasts.

Man, that girl got a ghetto booty like ass titties

by SonicBoom54 June 23, 2012

titty bop

a good tit wank involving creamage of the breasts afterwards

i so totally got a titty bop off my bitch last nite

by kyle cook April 5, 2004

titty twister

When you mix breast milk and vodka.

Cheyenne Cinammon made a titty twister with her pregnant friend's breast milk on Adult Swim.

by bluguy57 April 6, 2010