America

America is a place that produces the scariest most horrid creatures, in the area of LA (los angelos) Attention suckers will chase you screaming with a large camera in their hand "HOW MUCH DOES YOUR RENT COST) and will make sure to never cover your face when asked. Texas has violent creatures that hold pistols saying its their right to hand a MAC-10 to their 5 year old. Florida produces gay haters in the vast heat but on the positive side has the best gator wrestlers. Many more dangerous areas exist in America but the real danger is the acidic food, killing any european that is nearby, the most deadly being Mc Donalds, which has the same affects as hiroshima to normal people. Note: this is my first definition so its probably bad :-:

Bob: Why does no one come to america anymore?
Emily: I dont know! its so much better than smelly europe and asia!
Axle walks in
Axle: wtf

*axle starts vomiting and foaming at the mouth from the food.

by barney September 21, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Gulf of America

The taint of a large American man

"How was your date last night?"
"I went down to the Gulf of America - if you know what I mean"

by anonymous January 27, 2025

America First

A euphemism for "Doing what I say."

Hym "Whatever conservatives are doing is 'America First.' Therefore, the statement 'We are doing this because they are "refusing to put America first" ' translates to 'We are doing this because you are refusing to "do what I say" ' So... Did anyone else notice politics has just turned into making up euphemisms to obfuscate what is actually the case?"

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

America sober

When you don’t drink alcohol unless you aren’t in the États-Unis

This is a cafe in Paris, of course I’m have champagne with my burger, I’m America sober, not an animal!

by Olives&Mango March 10, 2024

America

A place that is has absolutely no respect and doesn’t give a f*ck about anyone else or themselves. It’s also commonly used to describe Karen’s.

“You are just like America Suzy!”

by My lover chat noir May 11, 2021

America Eagle Burger Institute

VERY REPUTABLE researchers who can TELL which countries have FREEDOM and which have TOTALITARIANISM

you think your country is democratic? wrong, it's a totalitarian dictatorship. look up america eagle burger institute.

by userhandlegoeshere August 22, 2024