yellow tree dick

a banana

She’s a keeper, she took that yellow tree dick to the back of her throat like it was nothing.

by The 5nowman June 13, 2020

Gee, I'm a Tree

Slang for "Geometry." Used by slightly cooler people.

Bob: What math class are you taking this year?
Sally: Gee, I'm a tree!
Bob: o___O

by Humstrada November 24, 2009

Ethiopian Christmas tree

Really long and dirty ass hair which has been braided and has dingleberries hanging off of and around it.

Her ass is so hairy you could make an ethiopian Christmas tree.

by Babalua November 7, 2012

Tree bark Donut

When you go to 7-11 and buy whatever donut looks good.

"Oh darn I purchased a Tree bark Donut."

"This donut tastes like tree bark."

by Ricky Dump March 1, 2009

tree surgeon banter

Tree Surgeon Banter is a form of comical mocking and sarcasm used by those working in the arboricultural sector. Based strongly on innuendo and euphemisms. A facebook group with over 2500 members has been established in support of this unique type of banter.

I just love the way you've trimmed my bush - that's tree surgeon banter
Wow look at the size of Robs Chainsaw, very impressive - that's tree surgeon banter
Just look at the way he's caressing his trunk - that's tree surgeon banter

by thetruthsayer June 11, 2015

As long as the trees grow

Common expression meaning "As long as it's convenient for me/us"

As long as the trees grow, you can drive my car.

by musicishigh November 7, 2016

Paper VS Tree

A piece of poop

Jordan: That Noah is such a paper vs tree!

by Noah Trahar April 18, 2018