king of the ding dongs

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.
- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi
by kernvir March 25, 2019
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Ding Dong Go

To knock on an anonymous door or ring an anonymous doorbell, but to run away before it is answered. More specifically, the individual who partakes in knocking/ringing, hereby dubbed the "ding dong" must run, hereby dubbed as "go", for as long as possible without taking a break. It is also customary for the individual who has answered the door to run after the "ding dong".
As a long distance runner, Nashid was exceptional at ding dong go, since she could keep running away for hours on end.
by Worried Atheist March 29, 2017
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Wang dong

Verb - To wang dong someone is to sabotage someone’s device while they’re using it while yelling WANG DONG
*Whacks random keys on someone’s keyboard* “WANG DONG!!”
by AvzWasTaken November 04, 2022
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Wang dong

Verb - To wang dong someone is to sabotage or wreck what someone is doing in their device while yelling wang dong.
*Wacks random keys on someone’s keyboard* “WANG DONG
by AvzWasTaken November 04, 2022
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Dong Flop

After sex when the dong is between flaccid and hard, still wet with vaginal secretions, the dong is slung across the female's face, making a "flop" sound.
I dong flopped Veronica right under her nose so she could smell it all day!
by AlienShoe July 11, 2018
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Phat dong

Used as explanative. Wow this is “phat dong.” Could also be translated as a thick penis.
by Normadin March 20, 2019
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Gong Dong

When you use your penis as a mallet and hit a gong to make a makeshift vibrator using the vibrations of the gong.
“Man, broke my emergency vibrator.”
Bruh, gong dong
by Hampture April 19, 2021
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