skiddily-dong-dong-dong-dang

skiddily-dong-dong-dong-dang is a phrase you use to fill in gaps of silence.
It often produces a petite chuckle from the listener

Grace: “hey!! How was your weekend?”

Aoise: “good”

….

Grace: “skiddily-dong-dong-dong-dang”

by suds4life June 3, 2024

Premium dong

To have a male appendage of outstanding amount and balance. 8-17 inches is considered premium. Anything under you should be ashamed

My PREMIUM DONG didn't fit into the outlet

by Why you need my name June 19, 2019

Blank My Dong

To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.

Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.

by George Hughes 5000 January 17, 2011

Ding Dong

A white mans penis.

Oi Gary mate! Hows ya ding dong

by BIG DING DONG March 28, 2019

dong

A bong (weed pipe thing) that is shaped like a penis. D(ick B)ong.

1: Yo check out this cool dong! shows weed pipe
2: Hey that's not a penis! Or wait, is it?
1: It can be if you're brave... and it smokes weed. Two in one!

by Waddlez#3121 October 12, 2022

Doong Dong

A very stupid individual.

Whadda a Doong Dong!

by Blat Tat Tat! July 7, 2019

Donged

A past tense verb used to describe an interaction between a penis and something, or someone else.

Man 1: "I was so drunk last night, I took a piss off a bridge but used the hand rail to hold my dick."
Man 2: "I wonder how many people today have touched that bridge you donged."

by Qasiel December 22, 2023