Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.
Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.
by XCPLeprechaun June 30, 2011
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vacation dick

A horse size penis that you can't really handle but you figure f it I'm drunk and take it anyways.
Holy hell, he had a vacation dick Amy. I didn't think it would fit but I was so drunk it didn't even matter. Now I won't be able to walk right for weeks.
by Dead possum April 10, 2016
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dick poor

1.) A reference to the poor quality of something, usually a service or action, but can also be used as an adjective. Often used when peeved or angered.

2.) An economic condition where a person is too poor to buy even basic necessities. A person that is dick poor may resort to taking home extra ketchup packets, napkins, and salt and pepper from restaurants, and usually does not have adequate medical insurance coverage or own a car manufactured within the last 15 years.
1) I knew that guy sucked at painting when I hired him, but I was hoping he could at least paint the fence right. You still can see all the marks that were there before through the paint- that's a dick poor paint job by a dick poor painter.

2) I remember being dick poor back in college, drankin' half drank beers at parties and eatin' poor man's ramen (half a package of ramen) two meals a day.

by +bone March 27, 2008
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Dick Cheney

Someone who "accidentally" caps your ass while on a hunting trip and then responds to the incident with "Sorry, I thought you were a quail or a deer."
Steve: "Yo Ray Ray, did you here that terrence got shot by his own Latrell during the hit on St. Clair Avenue?"

Ray Ray: "Shit man, that's why Latrell shouldn't be involved in drive-by shootings. He is such a Dick Cheney."
by Big Snigglet December 10, 2006
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dick ditch

Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..
I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick ditch..
by Drex the Schizo October 29, 2007
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dick wet

Occurs when a male gets his penis sucked or places his penis in a wet vagina. Simply taking showers or baths does not count as dick wetage
We went back to her place after dinner, and then I got my dick wet.
by Cchristo December 08, 2007
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dick talker

A Dick Talker is any girl, that when performing oral sex, actually talks to the dick as she is sucking it. This type of girl is very rare, and when it happens, the man is normally shocked and laughs.
"Man, you know that girl shelia??"

"Yeh man, she was a dick talker!!"

"Hell yeah man I had to laugh at that shit!!"
by the moff man September 25, 2006
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