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suicide

suicide is like a big monster that can swallow someone whole if they dont try to fight it back. suicide is when someone forgets their self worth. they forget how important they are. they forget what it means to fear death. they more then likely hate themselves. they hate life. they hate the bullying. they hate people and society in general. i am one of those people. i know how much it hurts.
person: im sad...
society: get over it.
person: i hurt myself on purpose...
society: attention seeker.
person: *commits suicide*
society: oh. they should have said something
by im in pain :) January 11, 2022
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suicide

suicide is when someone chooses to end their life . it is also something thats always on my mind when im not asleep . it shouldnt be joked about but , most of the time the people that joke about it are suicidal .
dude : hey dude , dont you think elliot's been acting weird lately ? they gave me a bunch of their stuff yesterday ....

dude 2 : ..... didnt you hear that they commited suicide earlier today ???

dude : oh .....
by atsushi lover October 13, 2021
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Suicide Wages

when your employer pays you an amount of money that is substantially much less than a living wage
I worked at XYZ corporation, and the pay was so abysmal that I questioned my reason for existence.

Fortunately, I was able to realize that this job was not worth the necessary effort to show up the next day.
I quit and moved on with my life for brighter horizons. Joe whe did you quit??? .... Mary I'm not working for Suicide wages for anyone.... I don't care if he's family
by Mister Spock 95 April 5, 2024
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Suicide Sunday

When you (a dad) has his kids for the weekend and takes them back to their mums on Sunday night leaving him feeling lonely, sad and without purpose.
The weekend has been awesome spent time with my kids now I’ve taken them back to the nut-job it’s suicide Sunday for me”
by Gingeabz February 28, 2021
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nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 4, 2025
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candy coated suicide

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending
by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022
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jaxx suicide

a sexy dorito 🥵🥵 a scemo babe, very emo boy
by aaronsimpsforpeople November 21, 2021
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