Your Mom & Dad

Let's bring our families into it.
by PineappleJuice April 30, 2015
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social media dad

When a father is only in their child's life on social media and not in the real world. Posting pictures of his kids that his baby mama had to send to him because he never sees them.
Oh look at Buck being a social media dad, posting pictures of his kids that Keisha already posted a week ago

Buck: lemme get some pictures of the kid
Keisha: why? So you can pretend for the gram? There you go being a social media dad again..
by Monicaraeee October 27, 2015
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your dad is dead

literally everone can relate lol. because your dad is dead
by heycupcake:) May 22, 2021
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step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your step dad. Originally said by William Haynes.
I have step dad issues with the media
by ChristopherTheWriter July 15, 2015
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step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you would a step dad but you tolerate it because you know it's necessary because other people need it (your mom needing your stepdad)
"I have step dad issues with the media" - Will
"Is that a term? Is that an expression? What the fuck could that possibly mean?" -Daren
"Ya know how a lot of people hate their step dad? That's what I have with the media" -Will
by William Haynes July 15, 2015
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bad luck dad

a phrase you say when something unfortunate but trivial happens
person 1: *puts cupcake mix, oil, and water into a bowl. forgets to check if there's any more eggs for cupcakes and finding out afterwards there's none* i think we are out of eggs

person 2: wow, that's some bad luck dad
by bad luck dad August 06, 2018
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Leo’s dad is gone

Leo’s dad is gone is a statement of o someone who has no dad and I a just a shitty person. They are addicted to video games. Their penis also happens to be the size of a peanut.
Haha, Leo’s dad is gone!
by IWantToDie69420! August 12, 2020
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