social media dad

When a father is only in their child's life on social media and not in the real world. Posting pictures of his kids that his baby mama had to send to him because he never sees them.

Oh look at Buck being a social media dad, posting pictures of his kids that Keisha already posted a week ago

Buck: lemme get some pictures of the kid
Keisha: why? So you can pretend for the gram? There you go being a social media dad again..

by Monicaraeee December 24, 2015

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step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your step dad. Originally said by William Haynes.

I have step dad issues with the media

by ChristopherTheWriter August 6, 2015

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ur dad lesbian

the only roast that can reverse ur mom gay

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solersystom entirly collapses
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the multiverse completely dies

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

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Leo’s dad is gone

Leo’s dad is gone is a statement of o someone who has no dad and I a just a shitty person. They are addicted to video games. Their penis also happens to be the size of a peanut.

Haha, Leo’s dad is gone!

by IWantToDie69420! August 11, 2020

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Hot dad summer

Summer shouldn’t just be for the girls or guys but instead should be all inclusive, this leads us to the fathers or our community. Whether it’s a dad bod with shorts or the man your daughter calls daddy. Hot dad summer is for those special men that either fathered you in life or those kinky men you call daddy in the bedroom.

Rachel: Is that your dad over there?

Brad: yeah it’s hot dad summer so he whipped out the cargo shorts and is flexing that beer gut.

Alexa: Hey daddy.

Ritchie: Yes kitten?

Alexa: why don’t you take off those shorts and show me what hot dad summer is all about...

by Yoej Otitses May 19, 2021

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