Spider

A spider is when a skinny man is in doggy style position on his hands and feet and has a really extreme fat woman behind him in the same position forming the eight legs and she connects her face to his asshole and tounge punches it. Her fatness represents the back of the spider and the skinnyness represents the small part of the spider.

Hey have you been spidered yet

by Dingle berry stew November 4, 2015

spider

The most terrifying fucking creature on earth

"HOLY SHIT! A SPIDER!!"

by HTTP 404 ERROR: NAME NOT FOUND April 5, 2016

Spider Legs

Tall young woman with long legs that can wrap around any man ;)

"I didn't have to worry about holding her up her spider legs wrapped around me worked just fine "

by blackwidow June 25, 2016

Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand, then proceed to bitch slam an unsuspecting victim.

Then I came in my hand, so I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.

by Knightning June 16, 2016

Spider cop

A cop that traps you in a web of lies.

"Those fucken spider cops always got me caught from lyin!"

by Evrtt November 23, 2016

spider jacking

Masterbating with one leg jacked up on a wall..

My wife wouldnt give none guess its spider jacking time!!!!

by Diustinswife December 22, 2016

spider nut

When you nut stringy semen

OH YEA IM GOING TO SPIDER NUT

by Peeweedle February 22, 2017