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A large building to teach kids about the real world, but fails in every possible way, shape and form
its also a shit-holding simulator, you never get a chance to go and when you do there is always some kid T-posing on the urinals and/or fighting/beating his meat
Damn, another day of school im going to really hold my shit this time
by Fortniteporn.com February 23, 2021
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the definition of hell. most schools are 6-8 hours a day. forced to learn irrelevant information that we most likely won't be using in real life.. we do this for about 13-15 years and nobody cares. gives you anxiety, depression, and stress. the cycle of memorization is why we often forget materials each year.
School: "We love and deeply care about the health of our students."
MS-HS Students: "Shut the f up."
by thelovelyincel October 14, 2020
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No school

On December 16 NOBODY GO TO SCHOOL #nationalnoschoolday If you do go to school your tallest and shortest friend get to punch you the next day !!!
Person 1:Ugh I hate Monday’s
Person 2:Well it’s No school on December 16th So Go and enjoy the rest of your day ;)
by Fuck ya chicken trips October 28, 2019
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"I gotta go to skool tommorow, I got 2 to 4pm."
by Diego August 31, 2003
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A crappy place, where teachers bore you 2 death, and then u commit suicide!
School...............................GAY!
by J+G=PEPSI November 26, 2011
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A prison that teaches you shit yuo'll be forced to use later.
Kid: Man, school sucks...
~Ten Years Later~
Man(Former kid): Dude I'm so glad I stayed in that excuse for a prion I'M A ROCKSTAR NOW!!!
by Amanda S. July 29, 2005
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school = Gigli
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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