Smirky Salad

a blue bowl with a green smirky face and has green, pink and yellow fish in it and it sings 'first place' by Larray on loop 25/8

"Stop singing 'first place' like the smirky salad!"

by wossiping_kiddos June 24, 2018

The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory

The theory that people prefer the method in which their mom made tuna and potato salad over all other methods.

"I bought potato salad from the deli, but it's not like Mom used to make!" It just goes to show that The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory is true.

by wiggy_G November 14, 2009

hashtag word salad

When someone on social media wants to say something, especially in politics on Facebook and Twitter, but doesn't know enough to make a reasonable argument, s/he will often string a few words together followed by five or six hashtags, believing that they've won the argument.

"Hillary is the most corrupt politician everrrrr. #feelthebern #bernieorbust #birdiesanders #hillno"

If that hashtag word salad is the best you can do, you've lost the argument.

by jdubhub68 June 27, 2016

salad

1. noun - a woman that looks like she has been chopped up more often than the lettuce in a Big Mac
2. noun - a girl that needs to eat salad to lose some kegs; a fat chick

1. I'd admit that I slipped one up her if she wasn't such a salad.
2. That salad looks like she's got more rolls than the village bakery.

by dero-licked December 16, 2004

salad

A colloquial term for money derived from its leafey green color.

He is making mad salad at that new job.

by Podnuttz October 7, 2008

salad head

salad head - a person who gets off on tossing salad or giving anal lingus

I got off so hard last night with Alice the Salad Head. She jerked me off as she tossed my salad.

by TooSick4U October 13, 2007

Potato Salad

when a man cums all over a girls tits in large amounts so that they look like potato salad

Man: Everytime I jizz on her tits I try to make them potato salad.

by isaidyoucanhavewhateveryoulike January 29, 2009