Ryan

So we all know that Ryan is one of the nicest and most charming person out there. However he does have a few flaws. Ryan’s the kinda person who would study paleontology and never shut up about it. All he talks about is fossils and dinosaurs. He might be slightly insane but at least he hates archeologists.

Yup….Ryan studies paleontology.

Ryan by The fossil fanatic February 25, 2022

ryan

A person who rages easily and simps for girls

"Stop being a ryan!" screamed the teacher

ryan by 69_69drui February 28, 2022

ryan

color blind (specifically red green)

ryan starts slowing down the car
passenger: “ryan the light is green”

ryan: “i know i was just slowing down because i took that curve too quickly”

ryan didn’t know the light was green.

ryan by georgeharrison’swife February 28, 2022

Ryan

Makes me hard with his 12 inch toe nail. likes feet more than I like women and loves to give his mother foot massages.

"Is that ryan?"
"yes I heard he like to give his mother foot massages and suck his grandads toes"

Ryan by big-cock-5367478589 March 4, 2022

Ryan

Ryan you’re Ryan and you know what that’s perfect

Hey that’s Ryan

Hi I’m Ryan

Tells us about you

… I-I’m Ryan

Ryan by Ryanimryan March 8, 2022

Ryan

He is a massive penis guy

i'm A Ryan

Ryan by ThatBoi536 March 10, 2022

Ryan

The most annoying person on the planet. He always thinks he's cool because he can run fast. He gets pissed just because you don't listen to him. Everybody follows the son of a bitch around. He doesn't really know that deep down everybody hates him. But you want to keep it like that so you don't tell him.

Someone: Oh I hate that kid
Someone: Ikr he's such a Ryan

Ryan by JakeIsTheGreatest March 10, 2022