Kindergarten Rule

When somebody messes with, bothers, or pokes fun at the person that they like in order to get their attention or a reaction out of them. Derived from how young children call their crush silly names or annoy them.

Jonah: Why does Ed keep messing with Aalia?
Ale: Oh, it’s the kindergarten rule. He messes with her to get her attention
Jonah: *pokes Ale*

by RaccoonRulez December 7, 2021

Maury Rule

The rule to only have sex with one guy per menstruation cycle. That way, if you get pregnant you won't end up on "The Maury Show" trying to figure out which one is the father?

Girl 1: I'm sorry Tony dumped you, but that Mark is looking fine! Are you gonna let him ..."comfort you" this weekend?

Girl 2: No girl, I'm obeying the "Maury Rule"... if I get pregnant, I'm going to know EXACTLY who the daddy is. Mark and I can wait a few weeks.

by ButtersFTMFW March 19, 2022

Rule 201X

If it exists, there is a Megalovania of it.

Alternative Name: Rule 100 (Megalovania is the 100th song in the Undertale OST)
Origin: A parody of Rule 34 (If it exists, there is porn of it.). 201X is the year that the events of Undertale take place.

1: Hey, do you know if there are any Power Rangers Megalovanias out there?
2: Rule 201X.

by Shugunou February 10, 2022

Subtraction Rule

If you'd calculate for example 3 x 3 it would be 8 instead of 9 because of the fact that you subtract one from the original answer.

Smegma är efterbliven aka Subtraction Rule

by Inte Jesper April 6, 2022

Rollers Rules

Who ever rolled it smokes it first.

Person 1: yo lemme get first hit
Person 2: fuck no i rolled it
Person 1: but its my shit i bought it
Person 2: "rollers rules"

by AsianMf February 15, 2022

rule 57

if it exists there must be an fnf (Friday Night Funkin) mod about it

Well my microwave sounds like its rapping maybe I should make some rule 57 of it

by Ghasty February 27, 2022

road rules

The common courtesies extended by drivers to one another; the ethics of the four-way stop; philosophy of turn signals

1. Man, he didn't even signal! Doens't he know road rules?
2. Bastard cut me off! Road rule-ingnorant $^#^%^!@

by Anonymous July 14, 2003