RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020

Thicc Rip

To be used to describe a moment of great suffering

Daughter: *Makes healthy snack*
Dad: "Hey want me to go get some kfc?"
Daughter: "I just made this health snack that contains two of my five a day tho..."
Dad: "Thicc RIP"

by Some Scottish Cunt July 23, 2019

RIP that pussy

when someone has a big dick so a girl says "rip that pussy"

Girl: "omg my bf is like 9 inches"
Her friend: "rip that pussy"

by bigfatjuicytoe November 29, 2021

Off rip

To stick three soda cans up ones rectum

Damn that girl just pulled off rip

by Off RIP guy 22 April 19, 2019

Beaufort Bong Rip

When you hit a milky bong rip and blow it up a girls ass and then she farts it back in your face.

Dude Becky’s a freak. She let me hit a Beaufort Bong Rip last night in her mom’s basement.

by Bigdawg44 June 27, 2025

Rim Rip

When engaged in oral pleasure of the anal variety, and your partner passes gas (a flatulence occurs) into your mouth. Can be used in combination with "Ghosting".

I totally rim ripped Jillian last night. Had to pop in a tic tac after though.

by BackdoorSauce September 4, 2016

The Rip and Tear Circumcision

The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child

“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”

by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022