Oft-put 

Often put out; said or established frequently.

The Fire-Eaters said they would secede from the Union should Lincoln win the 1860 election, but nobody took them seriously since the claim was oft-put.

Oft-put by UnderATree February 2, 2023

dont put your dick in the crazy 

dont go putting your dick in no crazy bich

i was banging this chick and she tried to rip the condom off and say i want kids

Friend: dont put your dick in the crazy

dont put your dick in the crazy by my cocks on fire March 3, 2023

fix your freezer and put your head in 

Another way of saying: chill out, cool down, relax, shut up, chillax, cool it, etc.

Dude, fix your freezer and put your head in.

fix your freezer and put your head in by addmore February 19, 2011

Don't Put Mud on My Crystal

Saying: similar meaning to "don't rain on my parade"

My brother told me that Santa is not real. "Don't put mud on my crystal!" I said.

Don't Put Mud on My Crystal by CuriousGeorgette7000 September 12, 2019

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye 

Frequent vocal reminders regarding a task that you need to complete but have not yet

I have to pick up my medicine and oh I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye by Klauspes May 20, 2021

figure it put 

Someone says this if they are madly in love with you and obsessed

I’m really figure it put to this girl

figure it put by Sheep 5000 January 21, 2023

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