Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

Preing

The state of before being

« I dont think i remember that , i must have been preing »

by Trashpandito July 23, 2023

Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing

The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.

I think that workplace acronym (pfis) stands for Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing. Ahhh Mondays...

by ILoveMondays July 24, 2023

pre

used in mainly the UK as another way to say “look at that”, typically used when in awe of something or someone.

"pre that ting over there fam"

by narcisisstic August 6, 2023

Pre try

Pre trying is where a guy hits up a girl with a fella, but says I won't I won't try it cause you got a man

Arran said to alishas you still with your bf, so I won't try it on you pre trying

by Bigmandingo August 10, 2023

pre-eclipsia

All of the tiring hullabaloo leading up to the event.

All of this pre-eclipsia is making me wish the eclipse was over!

by YellorRoseOfTexas April 7, 2024

Pre-sgusted

To be revolted by a future gross event

Thinkin about cleaning under the fridge got me feelin pre-sgusted ngl

by Pre-sgusted April 18, 2024