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Pre parental anxiety

When the thought of having children scares you because of the multitude of problems that could occur from the timeline of their birth to adulthood.
Spouse: want to have kids?
Me: Umm...sure.
Spouse: are those tears of joy?
Me: no tears of anxiety. What if something goes wrong?
Spouse: thats called pre parental anxiety. I understand.
by Mister Crapaud March 6, 2024
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pre

A type of slang prefix originating from the W/L community from streamers like Kai Cenat, YourRage, etc.

It is used to humorously predict certain events before they happen.
*streamer is about to fall off their chair*

chat: "PRE FALL"
by W/L anon March 8, 2024
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Pre-sexual

Somebody, who has yet to confirm their sexuality in any meaningful way.
A: "I'd rather not call myself asexual... bit young to be saying that."
B: "Then call yourself pre-sexual!"
by Kecske_Gamer March 25, 2024
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Pre Poop

A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.
I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.
by ChodeFilA July 13, 2022
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Pre-esuckulate

To hit a bong before its properly heated and producing smoke.
Friend: Why am I not getting a hit?
Me: Because you pre-esuckulate every time you try to hit it! Wait til it's hot enough!
by GucciMane86 July 29, 2022
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Pre-Concussion Shake

A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.

The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.

Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"

"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
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Pre-game

When a group of guys get together and have sex before doing something together.
Pre-game is when a group of guys get together and have sex before doing something together.

“Hey who’s place are we pre-gaming at guys?”

“We can do it at mine tonight, ”

“Alright I’ll be there in 10”

“Sorry guys can’t tonight go without me
by Mike Roch is for the boys June 10, 2022
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