smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

by _linzi December 15, 2011

tin miners' pasty

Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.

(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)

Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"

John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"

by Dark5iide May 13, 2014

York Peppermint Patty

When you are doing anal and you creampie a girl, then proceed to lick the cum out of her asshole.

Dude, I'm getting somw ass tonight. Maybe I will york peppermint patty her.

by MYDADDYISTHECEOOFMICROSOFT January 6, 2016

dont be a pansy

Don't get up in someone else's business.

Don't try to sneak in other's information about things that happened.

Bro 1: Bro did you hookup with Rachael last night?
Bro 2: Bro dont be a pansy and mind your own business.
Bro1: Bro

by Hitmeinthepussy September 1, 2016

Palm Coast Patty Melt

A female from the Palm Coast whos vagina resembles that of a patty melt.

Yo i tried going down on this girl from fuegos but when I got her home she had that Palm Coast Patty Melt

by Dipskygadoos February 15, 2017

frick frack patty sack

Its a word that means a word. No just kidding its what those kids say cause they to innocent and precious to cuss. You know you know them. There's one in every room. Hey it might even be you!

FRICK FRACK PATTY SACK!!! Woah sorry man I totally didnt mean to call you that.

by ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°ಠ_ಠ(￣^￣) March 13, 2017

Smash a pasty

To give a lady a jolly good seeing to.

I'm off out tonight, pull a bird and smash a pasty.

by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017