Bahai Blast

A divine soda. Taco Bell is the seat of a contented colon and a nourished soul. To eat it is to feel joy. To feel joy is to eat it. It is beautiful. Yet to properly respect this most sacred gift of God it must be and only can be consumed with the proper traditional drink. Truly a drink which consumed by the right soul can lead to All-Venerable Spiritual Ecstasy! A pop who's heavenly flavor bubbles up to eternal life! The beverage of the Aeon. Once, an Angel came down and troubled the waters of an extra-large cup of Bahai Blast. Any man who drinks thereof drinks to eternal life! When someone thinks this is merely a joke or disrespectful to the religion, remember, all of my memories are very precious blessings that I owe to God. Even the good food and drink that I was blessed to consume growing up and till this very day. This isn't even ironic. When God so created the hard-shell taco, he so created the Bahai Blast in that very same breath. And to this day, the closeness of these two seemingly unrelated words is not lost on me. The mystery of the Bahai Blast is real! No disrespect. This is actually highest respect. Even little blessings from God are sacred. Plus it's just really good.

The Bahai Blast went great with that Chipotle Ranch Chicken Burrito!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023

Power Blasted

When a man shoots his cum so intensely into a woman’s eye it blinds her.

Girl 1: Girl why you lookin at me like that

Girl 2: My mans came in my eye last night, I cant see!!

Girl 1: Girl you got Power Blasted!!

by Bunderwall April 15, 2022

Blast

To have a blast, is to have a good time.

(also may include a person being slightly intoxicated)

P.1: Hey, are you alright?
P.2: *pukes* Yes mann. I'm having a blast!

by Dreamname//Elise June 14, 2018

Blo'hol Blast

It is the holiest drink to bless the planet. Made from blended vaporeons there is nothing better. Gamer girl bathwater has nothing on the holy apparatus that is Blo'hol Blast.

Thanks, bro for Blo'Hol blasting me last night.
Yeah man, no problem.

by expert creamer February 15, 2024

flavor blasting

when a blast of flavor hits you like bawls to the jaw (bawls to the jaw)

“can i put my bawls in yo jaws?” (bawls in yo jaws”
“as long as you give me a flavor blasting”

by skymshea August 26, 2021

Sheep "Blasted"

Sheep "Blasted" Means a victim suffer heavy disorientation by sheep affection. And is also alternative therm for headache. It may also have harder impact on skinny people.

Sheep "Blasted" could be put up as an example of situation like Headache or pain

"Ahh this sheep brings me grave pain"

"This headache is natural cause of sheep"

"I Feel suffer, due to fact Sheep brought pain"

by Sheep "Blasted" April 24, 2017

gram-blast

To expose a person or situation via social media, especially instagram.

I can't believe you put me on gram-blast at the party! Now everyone in school is going to know how drunk I was.

by MrMeanwhile April 25, 2017