geezer nuts

At around age 60 your testicles begin to sag to your knees and sweet profusely. Some people my think the gentleman pissed his pants but rarely the case.

Well shit.. I thought Zack pissed is pants again but it was just his dam geezer nuts. Somebody grab him a napkin.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

Sugar Nuts

A "pet name" of an adored or term of endearment for a significant other who has deliciously suckable, irresistible balls.

I use the name "Sugar Nuts" to refer to my Sweet-thang Aaron whose balls I could lick all day.

by bunnycakes November 10, 2010

gruff nuts

The small pieces of feces that get stuck in one's buttocks hair.

"I've got some itchy gruff nuts."

by Fat Burger February 21, 2003

chin-nuts

You got a dick in yo mouth.

That ho's got a hankerin' for some chin nuts.

by Jeff August 24, 2004

Gravy Nut

Heavier than usual ejaculation

Yo, I busted huge gravy nut on her ass.

Man, my girl is pregnant because I busted a big ole gravy nut in that pussy.

by tailWinds July 02, 2011

Nut Check

A Nut check is where you walk to someone and yell out "NUT CHECK" and punch their nuts and if they take it like a man, Their a true gamer

*Walks to a friend*
You: NUT CHECK!
*punches his nuts*
Friend: *Beep* My Nuts!
You: your not nut vibin bro

by PhoenixRizer December 18, 2019

get nutted on

when you lose an argument

jose; oh, never mind i was wrong
jack: get nutted on

by oofer-mcmuffin September 20, 2019