by senor fresca October 29, 2005
A Mike Tyson Sandwich is a Sandwich that's loaded with breaded deep fried chunks of Ribeye Steak, lettuce, tomato, onions, bacon, melted swiss cheese, and dijon mustard all served on a toasted Sub Roll that is at least 12" long. It was reportedly invented at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan. It's supposedly called the "Mike Tyson" Sandwich, because due to it's Fried Steak, Bacon, and Cheese combo, it will knock your heart the fuck out, much like Mike Tyson would.
When I had a Mike Tyson Sandwich in Canada....I mean, Michigan, it was like this:
I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line
I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line
by Da Wizard Of OZ November 23, 2009
The most glorious day of the week. Only the greatest of all come together, hold hands, and pray to the jersey mikes gods. They then shake hands and say "happy jersey mikes friday men" and continue along their path. It is said that if you partake in this event you become of a higher status, very close to a godly figure.
Happy Jersey Mikes Friday to you all.
Can you believe it's Jersey Mikes Friday? I definitley can't!
Thank you to all of you for joining me on this holy day of Jersey Mikes Friday.
Can you believe it's Jersey Mikes Friday? I definitley can't!
Thank you to all of you for joining me on this holy day of Jersey Mikes Friday.
by tungachunga January 20, 2020
The fly the quickly became famous staying on Mike Pence head for about 2 minutes. The fly probably got stuck to lots of hairspray, and is attracted to bull shit and lies.
by lellow_duckie January 22, 2021
One who receives sexual intercourse in the reverse cowgirl position by a mixed race boxer with a speech impediment. *Mixed race meaning his dick is white and the rest of his body is black.*
"Omg, I had the worst sex last night... He had me do the reverse mike tyson on him"
"Jesus Christ, his dick was soo small... and he has a weird speech problem." "How did you know?" "Ugh, I had to Reverse Mike Tyson him..."
"Jesus Christ, his dick was soo small... and he has a weird speech problem." "How did you know?" "Ugh, I had to Reverse Mike Tyson him..."
by fuckjeffbezosntrump September 01, 2021
When mike pisses you off to much, you just have to tell him to leave - derived from take a swim Pim. Is multi-functional, can be used to tell anybody seriously or affectionately to fuck right off.
Person 1 - Isnt it time to go home ben? You've had 10 pints.
Person 2 - Take a hike mike, im in this for the whitey.
Person 2 - Take a hike mike, im in this for the whitey.
by mikethehiker February 21, 2017
The act of putting the entire end of your beer bottle in your mouth, and then removing it so as to produce a popping sound and causing the beer to foam over
by Saint Syd January 01, 2009