Meat Kotex

The white pad under the ground meat at the grocery store

Damn the meat Kotex under the ground beef looked like the aftermath of a civil war

Meat Kotex by John45acp July 10, 2016

Meat Winner 

Any female who desperately fights for some tools attention in order to get some action.

Usually lowering her standards to unheard depths. If successful she is then the Meat Winner, but a shell of a women afterwards.

Pearl is never getting Howard's attention unless she really sluts it up. Otherwise, Jen will be the Meat Winner.

Meat Winner by Guido4life July 18, 2016

meat tie 

Tit fuck

I want her to wear my meat tie.

meat tie by Capetonian July 26, 2016

Meat salsa 

1) (n) chili
2) (n) the vomit produced after eating a lot of meat
3) (n) old people doing butt stuff
4) (n) thick, chunky ejaculate produced by a Hispanic man

(v) meat salsaing

Reference: beef canoe

1) This "meat salsa is delicious!

2) Gross! There's meat salsa on the back of the toilet!

3) I think I saw my grandparents doing the" meat salsa" last night.

4) Juan! I told you no "meat salsa" on my face!

Meat salsa by Snorkelpotamus September 2, 2016

meat potato

What your balls look like after going swimming.

Dude, we got back from that show at like 2am and that chick slobbed all over my meat potato.

meat potato by SkuzzyJ December 29, 2016

meat globes

Defines a man's nuts. Big ol swinging balls, or the globes of meat under one's rod.

Wow he's got some massive meat globes!!
Whoa Debby, I can see his meat globes swinging as he runs!
Yo bro don't fuck with my meat globes.

meat globes by B.A.007 January 23, 2017

meat parachute 

When a girl has had so many men in her that her vagina is very lose

"Man did you see her? I herd she has a meat parachute"

meat parachute by JJEM_Michael February 15, 2017