Damn, Mark was so fixated on the hot stripper at the club that he didn't notice that his barn door was open, and his 7-inch long horizontal exclamation mark was sticking out in front of the whole world!
Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Author since February 2004.
Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Author since February 2004.
by Mark H July 9, 2005
Get the horizontal exclamation markmug. When a large king cobra slithers through the plumbing system and comes out your toilet while you are taking a dump. It pops its head up between your legs, so that the only option is to grab the back of its head to prevent it from biting you. Next you stand up and fish the cobra's tail out of the toilet and use it to floss your butt with long swift strokes, therefore creating elegantly long poop-streaks on the cobra's body. In addition to saving your own life, you have officially transformed a previously sleek snake into a skid-mark cobra.
What took you so long, did you fall in? No dog, I just braved death on the porcelin throne and ended up making a skid-mark cobra.
by filmconneseaur December 16, 2008
Get the Skid-mark Cobramug. Ali from the kite runner
by JJ jr. November 26, 2018
Get the Mark Ass Niggamug. Curly: Dude mark this guys card man
Ben:this guy?
Curly: yeah man your card is marked im coming for you.
Random Guy: how do you go about marking someones card?
Ben:this guy?
Curly: yeah man your card is marked im coming for you.
Random Guy: how do you go about marking someones card?
by Bill Cozby April 21, 2008
Get the Marking someones cardmug. Named after General Mark Milley, who spoke out in favor of critical race theory amidst the conservative backlash over it.
by Spicyspectrum July 20, 2021
Get the General Mark Milleymug. a prank where you tie someone to their mattress when they are sleeping and move it outside then tie it to a car and take off
by fuddie duddie August 7, 2009
Get the skid mark highwaymug. by SexGodGodGodGodGodGod May 4, 2020
Get the bitch ass markmug.