Keep That

Alright Or Bet

Bet keep that

by Anthony Mac January 7, 2020

keep your face to yourself

Someone that’s kissing or trying to kiss another person. Keep your face away.

He always tried to smooch my girl. Bro just keep your face to yourself .

by Realbossish January 16, 2020

Keep on screwing

Something an old crackhead called Cathy will say to you after almost being ran over by some lip in a car near to a care home in central Birmingham (may also happen outside a nursery with a name that kind of rhymes with tittle nipple, but this is rare). The phrase will be spoken when the crackface opens their legs outside an old dirty phone box, and tries to smooth talk you. Usually followed by a loud cackle. This strange sound is the crackholes mating call. If the crackbum says this phrase to you, run away to the nearest off license and buy some fruit gums.

Charlie Help! There is a crackhead walking towards me!

Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!

Cathy Keep on screwing!

Both Aaahhh! Kill her!

Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!

Both Disembowl her dead corpse!

by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020

Keely-Sized

A way to describe someone who is around “4,10”

“Look at that jacket. That’s totally Keely-Sized”

by People that is a person March 3, 2020

Keeper

A slang term for fans of the Keeper of the Lost Cities series, often shortened to kotlc. Keepers are very passionate about their fandom and ships and will get VERY angry over whether ice blue or teal is a better eye color. Keepers are very divided by who they ship with the main character.

"That guy just saw my teal eyes and attacked me!"
"Yeah, he's a Keeper."
"What?? He's terrifying!"
"Keeper as in he reads Keeper of the Lost Cities."

by Fintan Pyren April 20, 2020

Keep Portland Weird

The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.

"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.

by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2020

KEEP THAT SHIT YOUTUBE

Keep things on Youtube instead of bringing it to real life.

"'Lil James talking about pulling up...keep that shit Youtube sucka!" "Keep that shit Youtube!"

by Unitonika September 16, 2020