John Hargrove

A person whose name you use for cover when you accidentally say something disparaging about a particular person in a more-public way than you initially intended - especially when the person in question hears or sees what you say about them.

Person One: "This guy is such a jackass."
Person Two: "Dude, the phone's not on mute!"
Person One: "Umm...yeah, like I was saying, John Hargrove is such a jackass."

by billdcon September 12, 2019

Doing a John

Saying you can come to an event and then cancelling at the last minute.

1. Sorry guys, I'm afraid I'll be doing a John tonight.

Also acceptable:
2. Imma have to John it tonight.
3. That girl I was interested in did a John. Now I cry myself to sleep.

by xWitt October 20, 2017

John Tricycle

When you are riding a tricycle you have your penis flopping all around.

When you are riding down the street on a tricycle and you have your stanky DICK flopping about, therefore alot of people get arrested for doing the "John Tricycle"

by Opiumpenis 33 November 28, 2013

Jason john

Funny yet sophisticated, helps people from all walks of life. Straighty 180 yet he is a bad boy in all good ways!

Thank you Jason john

by My friend jason January 18, 2022

John Beanigga

Have you ever heard of Jesus, well he’s second this man. All the children are his.

All of the kids love seeing John Beanigga

by Antione Du Vert October 20, 2020

john swan

A YouTuber that makes high quality commentary videos. He is well known for making a video on JustDestiny and getting shouted out by Keemstar.

"Dude, do you like John Swan's videos?"
"Hell yea dude, they're great!"

by markuipper June 2, 2019

Mr. John

The most romantic man in any conceivable universe. The kind of guy you can’t get enough of, because he’s so hilarious, and generous, and reassuring, and makes you feel great about yourself. He has a way of turning every situation into something positive. If you can win this man’s heart, you are incredibly lucky.

I love you, Mr. John.

by AmatoTheBeloved February 14, 2020