This theory is best explained by every time you jizz you are teleported into and alternate dimension. This new dimension is just slightly different from the one you think you know. That being said, this means that you have not been in the same dimension you were born into since the day you first jerked off. Every jizz since then has teleported you into a different dimension. This theory explains why there is such thing as a Mandela Effect.
Shit dude, I just realized that the Inter Dimensional Jizz Theory is a real thing
by Wazzoooo November 20, 2019
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Taking Care of Jizzness

she sure is taking care of jizzness. Suzy sure takes care of jizzness seriously well. Although some girls have no business taking care of jizzness and never can quite finish the deed.

sometimes it's better to take care of your own jizzness right? like they say.. you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.
by aurorwolf July 30, 2012
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Jizz Jammer

A female who while giving a male a blowjob or handy-jay shoves her hand over the head of the penis jamming the ejaculate back inside.
Damn dude, Becky is such a Jizz Jammer!
by MenAgainstJizzJammers January 16, 2014
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same boner different jizz

when the penis is still erect after the first orgasm and able to go some more for another orgasm.
That guy wore me out last night! He's got the same boner different jizz.
by peace and redhead grease July 14, 2005
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Bloody Jizz Pie

It's a pie full of Jizz and Blood. Mixed Together
1. Instead of throwing a pie full of apples at someone's face, it's full of Blood and Jizz.
2. Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie REPLACED with a family's blood and jizz
3. Bloody Jizz Pie
by Zak Reynolds September 02, 2008
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Jizz-berry-jack-faggot

Undesirable person, characterized by Homosexual acts, Oral Sex (m/m)
Seth called me a Jizz-berry-jack-faggot, screw him.
by Jason February 26, 2003
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