Jew-Curls

when a jew has two locks of hair on either side of thier head that are uber curly

Bob From Accounting: Damn did you see Fred From The Mailroom?
Richard from Customer Service: Yeah he had some huge assed jew-curls.

by Shankman24 March 24, 2009

jew-ish

someone that is not a full blooded jew but only partly jewish

"im not a real jew, i'm only jew-ish."

by hncjo09 February 4, 2009

jew bag

An insulting name to call someone of jewish religion.

"K, your such a fucking JEW BAG!!

by Tim Shady May 16, 2005

jew canoe

Its when you buy an un expensive car, i.e any toyota or hundai, and the upgrades cost more than the car itself.

''Hey did you see that jew canoe?''
''Yeah, those upgrades make that car look awesome.''

by chubchub13 April 24, 2010

1933 Jewed

The act of being "burned, roasted, gassed, and flamed" referring to the Holocaust.

Dang Timmy you just got 1933 Jewed by Eugene over there!

by EugeneAK47 June 13, 2017

Salty Jew

A money-tight bastard that gets salty when you ask for money, as well as when gets out in competitive games

He's such a Salty Jew. He needs to learn to take it and own it

by Sptoon June 22, 2016

Jew Bagel

1. (n) A slang term used to describe someone who messes up another person's combo in a game of 13.

2. (n) A slang term used to describe someone who is an overall jerk, or douchebag (see douchebag).

"While playing 13, De'Jan played a 2 of Hearts, and Ivo, being the Jew Bagel that he is, played a Breaker."

"'Dude, don't be a Jew Bagel and Jew me out of this deal,' said Alex as he tried to get a good deal from the car dealer."

by benpizzle May 31, 2009