Shower bath

Shower bath meaning when you have had the worst day, but you still have to make your kids dinner so you plug the drain during your shower to get a break...From life.

Mom: I'm gonna go and take a shower bath
Husband: Your day was really that bad

by Shelby1300 May 31, 2020

Birko Shower

An insult used by scousers to skit people from Birkenhead. It is the act of cleaning yourself over the sink, rather than getting in the shower.

I didn't have time for a shower this morning, had to have a birko shower.

by deadnan420 June 11, 2016

Shower Shit

The act of taking a shit so nasty you'd rather just shower then bother wiping your ass.

Bro 1 "what's up"?
Bro 2 "just got done showering, had a nasty shower shit, must be all the protein"

by FitnessFanatic June 25, 2014

Hockey Shower

Packing a lip of Grizzly.Skoal or tobacco of your choice, and showering with multiple hockey players.

Are you taking a hockey shower tonight?
Yes, I have my tin right here.

by Shock Doctor June 5, 2011

Shower soap

You stick this up your ass to make ass eating more fun since it adds flavor and makes your ass smell nice.

1. “I noticed how Timmy used shower soap last night, sex was better now that he didn’t smell like crusty Doritos.”
2. “Use shower soap hunny, you look like someone with a severe case of herpys.”

by Wh0rny4Worldpeace August 29, 2020

baby shower

see bukkake

“You should’ve come to Lisa’s baby shower. Everybody came.”

by i'mprobablynsfw December 8, 2019

Baby shower

A rare natural phenomenon where there will start raining babies. This is due to the water/baby ratio in the baby being very high, due to the fact that the 'baby' part is so small. The babies will evaporate, and then, when cold enough, condense. When this happens, it's important to stay inside, or at least wear a special umbrella made of steel.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"

by POTUS Official January 28, 2022