Part one

Part one of my two-part definitions

This is part one.

by hifsdf54654654 May 5, 2020

the one-nine

Slang term for CoViD-19, especially when experienced as an illness by an individual.

Sal caught the one-nine and was out of commission for three weeks.

by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020

Hon one

The state of courting or pursuing a person of the opposite sex with the the hopes of engaging in sexual activity

Did you see David over there showing off his police badge to that girl and buying her shots? He couldn't be more hon one right now.

by Jaybone69 December 19, 2014

one swiper

The rare occurrence of only needing one swipe of toilet paper to completely clean your arse after taking a shite.

Jim: "How did that shite go for ye?"

John: "Great, it was a one swiper"

Jim: "Can't bate them"

by rupertthebear March 13, 2014

one-wipper

after making a dirty BM...wham, one wipe cleans it up!

I am jealous of Mark, I never have a one-wipper after Moe's!

by tominateK May 2, 2011

cute one

The cute half of the relationship, and the definition of cute.

Person 1: bunny is so cute, she's an angel!
Person 2: yeah, she's the cute one.

by Sahara Echo March 20, 2020

One Penny

An evil penny or some other type of evil coin that always manages to find another owner when the previous one leasts expects it.

One penny to rule them all,
One penny to find them,
One penny to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.

by frodobagginsishere February 18, 2011