Dead Kids on her Lips

To cum on a females lips after she gives you head.

Yo! After she sucked my dick she had my Dead Kids on her Lips.

by npgirl August 5, 2016

Smashed her in the fish-pit

To nail a member of the fairer sex in the lady parts

Nick: you get any last night?

Joe: fuck yeah, I smashed her in the fish-pit........

Nick: nice :)

by Plazmaba11z May 21, 2016

Painting her nails

Used to describe the 'job' of a woman who leaves all the breadwinning to her partner, so instead has 'occupation' of sitting home and enjoying the comfort of doing nothing. The term derives from what women apparently love doing best as their pastime.

"He goes out and works his butt off while she sits at home, painting her nails"

by Devil Jones March 4, 2008

ran it down her throat

A not very romantic way to describe oral sex between a man and a woman.

My girlfriend said she wasn’t in the mood to have sex so I ran it down her throat and went to sleep.

by The Hero7 September 14, 2018

I'd watch her porno

One phrase that says you're interested enough to see someone naked, while not necessarily wanting to get to know them. One is particularly interested in the way the other performs in the bedroom, and would rather watch them do such than actually trying to get them there themself.

fellow 1: "Do you see that girl over there? She's fucking banging"
fellow 2: "Yeah I'd watch her porno."

by websteurgeon January 11, 2010

sand up her fanny

a girl who is always irritable and angry
a funnier way of saying bitch

"Dude, Sally is sooo mean to me the whole time."
"Duh! She's got sand up her fanny."

by the ud master May 3, 2009

Pee In Her Butt

The #1 sign of affection toward the girl that you really like...#2 is to fart on her

Dawg, did you pee in her butt, or fart on her. Let me know how much you like her...cuz i want to pee in her butt

by T$ March 4, 2003