A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.
by horneeslutt69 September 27, 2017
Get the horny cowboymug. Horny Games is a word that was created by a legend that attended high school. During recess
Legend says that only 00000.0001% of humanity able to say it as the chosen one
“Mannnnn stop tryina playyyyy then horny gamessss (pause) omg”
horny games
Legend says that only 00000.0001% of humanity able to say it as the chosen one
“Mannnnn stop tryina playyyyy then horny gamessss (pause) omg”
horny games
by HORNY LEGEND February 14, 2019
Get the horny gamesmug. Jessica says to Tom "I don't know why I'm thinking all these nasty thoughts, I don't like them" "u passive horny"
by CallMeAnt October 19, 2021
Get the Passive hornymug. by gfiuwecbyewvcuegf May 22, 2022
Get the hornymug. From the 17th of December to the 24th, you must act horny in every server. You may act like this towards close friends or just anyone. But you must ALL be horny for this one week, if one fails to be horny, they have to act like a child to the 24th.
Horny Discord Week
"heyyyyy, wanna fuck? You look so hawttt~~"
"let's have kids, I want 19!"
"I'm so hornyy, come here daddy/mommy"
"heyyyyy, wanna fuck? You look so hawttt~~"
"let's have kids, I want 19!"
"I'm so hornyy, come here daddy/mommy"
by Iloveyou228 December 16, 2022
Get the Horny Discord Weekmug. When your pussy gets wet, or your dick gets hard when you think about something hot.
You haven't seen your boyfriend in a few days, so you wanted to visit him. You go to his apartment and knock on his door. You get no answer, but you can hear muffled whimpering and panting coming from inside.
You notice how the door is unlocked, so you open it and see your boyfriend sitting on his couch, moaning your name as he jerks off. He was completely naked, his cock stands hard between his muscular legs leaking precum at the sight of you. His hands moved slowly up and down his 9 inch, thick, veiny cock as sweat dripped down his forehead. His sexy abs flex every time he whimpers.
"I-I didn't know you were coming y/n... Please join me, baby..."
He says with a shaky, pleading voice. His hand pumps his cock harder and faster. The sound of his balls bouncing against his hand and the squishy, wet sounds fills your ears.
You haven't seen your boyfriend in a few days, so you wanted to visit him. You go to his apartment and knock on his door. You get no answer, but you can hear muffled whimpering and panting coming from inside.
You notice how the door is unlocked, so you open it and see your boyfriend sitting on his couch, moaning your name as he jerks off. He was completely naked, his cock stands hard between his muscular legs leaking precum at the sight of you. His hands moved slowly up and down his 9 inch, thick, veiny cock as sweat dripped down his forehead. His sexy abs flex every time he whimpers.
"I-I didn't know you were coming y/n... Please join me, baby..."
He says with a shaky, pleading voice. His hand pumps his cock harder and faster. The sound of his balls bouncing against his hand and the squishy, wet sounds fills your ears.
by IWantLeviAckermansBigDick December 21, 2024
Get the Hornymug. by kyra_sussybaka December 3, 2022
Get the hornymug.