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historians 

ignore him. he's a historian. and called sam. therefore doubly worse!!!!
in fact, its 20 times better to be a ho as he so called calls one than a frigid historian
historians by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Historical Crap Anime 

A form of Anime which perverts Human History.
One of their most disgusting features is trying to put all Anime things into historical events.
You can see "Historical Crap Anime" in films or shorts with these weird Anime-like characters wearing
Nazi uniforms but still sporting long hair and features so prevalent in that sort of crap. Anime history also shows Ancient Romans and medieval knights or even French sans-culottes in anime form like wearing armour that resembles Kingdom Hearts armour and stuff.

They also disregard all historical accuracy just to show that in the realm of culture...Anime Rules.

A portmanteau of "his" and "distort"; sexual act that involves a male pressing down upon pubic area fat in order to make his penis look bigger, often while taking a dick pic
Bobby managed to histort his way into a hookup with Suzy via snapchat but his measly four-incher didn't even come close to making her cum.
histort by 2021sofun! December 24, 2016

Historical accuracy

A characteristic that works of fiction, by definition, do not possess. Oftentimes invoked by disillusioned young men as a white nationalist dog whistle when discussing triple-A video games on the internet.
Man, I used to really enjoy jumping from my helicopter and hijacking a plane in mid-air in Battlefield but it's just not the same without the historical accuracy

The Last of Us 2 had historical accuracy for about 3 hours but then it stopped having it

Utterly disappointed by the lack of historical accuracy in the Cyberpunk 2077 character creation options
Historical accuracy by madrolo November 13, 2020

Historymangler 

A girl that tells the same story with so many different endings that she can't keep up with them.
Man, she is a historymangler. She don't remember shit.
Historymangler by Whatwhat October 12, 2015

historyectomy 

Refers to a procedure whereby someone who is so fed up with past events that he has this knowledge removed from his mind.
I got so sick and tired of having history drummed into me in school that after graduation I made an appointment with a medical specialist and had a historyectomy performed.
historyectomy by QuacksO April 7, 2019